The best super dirty pick up lines to use on girl over text are given below, I am sure you will like all these dirty pick up lines.
List of Dirty Pick Up Lines To Use On Girl Over Text
I’m not a taxidermist, but I’ll stuff your beaver 😎
If I said you had a beautiful body , would you hold it against me?😉
If your left leg is Christmas and your right leg is Easter, I want to come between the holidays.😍😏
Roses are red, violets are blue, my bed is cold❄, but you’d make it warm.🔥😍
That shirt 👚looks very becoming on you. But if I was on you I’d be Cumming too!💦
Roses are red, the sun🌞 gives off heat, if your legs get tired, use my face as a seat 😎
They call me the fireman, because I find them hot🔥 and leave them wet👅💦.
Do you wash your clothes in Windex, because I can see myself in your pants👅😉.
You must the sunrise, I got morning wood🍆.
I’m the best Pokémon trainer…. I can turn every girl into a Squirtle💦😏😜.
He: “Hey girl do you want to go out for inner tonight?”
Her: “Do you mean dinner?”
He: “Don’t worry about the D, you’ll get that later😏”
That’s gotta be jelly ’cause jam don’t shake like that 🤣🤣
Let’s flip a coin. Head’s I get tail… tails I get head😜.
Hey I’m not very good with first kisses💋, can we go ahead and get it over with??
I Really like those shorts🩳 but…. they’d look better on my bedroom floor😏😜.
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He: “”Are you an Uber🚙?””
She: “”No I’m not an Uber””
He: “”That’s funny because I was trying to get inside of you😍👅”
I’ll be Nike and you’ll be McDonalds, cause I’ll be just doing it😈 and you’ll be loving😍 it.
I know I can’t have your cherry, but can I play with the box it came in?😜😏
I’m no weather man but you should be expecting a few inches tonight.😜🍆
Do you work for UPS? Cause I swear😇 you were checking out my package🍆😜.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.🩳😁
You think you’re stuck up you should see the front of my pants!!!😜🍆
“He: “What’s the best way to eat roast beef?”
She: “I dunno, what?”🤔
He: “Open your legs and I’ll show you.”😋😍
“Are you a fire alarm?
“Cuz your really loud and annoying”😜😉😏
They say beauty is on the inside….but I wouldn’t know since I haven’t been 🍆inside you yet.😍😜
I can send you my resume if there’s any openings🕳 you’d like me to fill?💦😍
Any red flags about me look like this “⛳️ “ cause the grass is greener over here baby🤣😉
I’m jealous of your heart❣.. (why?).. Because it’s pounding inside of you and I’m not.😜🍆😏
Damn girl, look at you with all them curves😏 and me here with no brakes.🔥
What’s on your face?
Seriously What’s on your face? ..(go in for a closer look)..
Oh it’s just beauty 😏
What super hero do you think I want to be? (Superman? Spiderman?) No.. I want to be Your-man!😉
Damn girl! You’re cooler 😎 than the other side of the pillow.
Do you work in the Intensive Care Unit? Because ICU in my dreams 😉
I really want to invite you to the movies 🍿🥤but they get mad at me when I bring my own snacks.👅😏
I love your eye’s 😍 but I have to say, I love mine more. Because without them I wouldn’t be able to see yours. 💕
He: “Hey, excuse me, miss.. Do you have s*x😍💦 when you first meet somebody?”
She: “No”
He: “Alright, I’ll see you tomorrow!”😎😏
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers✋ & two of them are for you.😜😏
He: “Do you give head to strangers?”😏
She: “No”
He: “well allow me to introduce myself… (Introduce yourself)”😜😎
Hey! Do you like sleeping? ..(Yea)… Me too, we should do it together sometime.😋
Can I retie your shoes 👟 for you? I just want to make sure they’re good so you don’t fall 😍 for anyone else.
Ask waitress.. Hey! Would you happen to have a pen ✒ I could borrow..
(act like you’re writing something and say it doesn’t work)
Her: It should work!🤔
You: Okay, do you want to try writing your number down right here?😎😋
What’s the difference between a Ferrari🏎 & an erection🍆? You didn’t give me a Ferrari.😜
Let’s play the titanic🚢. You’ll be the iceberg, & I’ll go down on you.👅💦
You’re so beautiful my zipper is falling for you. 😍
Baby, don’t ever change… just get nak*d 😏😜
Call me an ass-tronaut🍑, because I’m trying to get to Uranus.😏
Wanna get pizza and fu*k💦? What’s the matter, you don’t like pizza?🍕😜
You’re beautiful✨, but together we could be gorgeous.😎
He: “You remind me of all 20 letters in the alphabet.”🤔
She: (There’s 26 letters in the alphabet)
He: “Oh yeah I forgot u, r, a, q, t”😎
She: (That’s only 25)
He: “Don’t worry you’ll be getting the D later.”💦😜
This is Alabama and you look like my cousin.😜😏
“How about some ice cream🍨 and head👅” when she get upset jus say “what you don’t like ice cream?”😜
I like your pants 👖 can I wear them as a hat? Lol🤠😏
Hey, I heard you like bad dudes😈, well, I’m bad at everything. 😉
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?❣
Are you from Mississippi? Cuz you’re the only missus piss I’d sippy.😎😏
I may not be God, but I can make your bed holy. 😜🛌
I believe you are what you 🍴 eat; tomorrow, I am gonna be you.😏
Me: how do you spell me?
Her: um……me
Me: you forgot the D.🍆😜
Her: there’s no D in me.
Me: not yet.😏😎
You gotta be a looker or you’re looking at cops next. 😂
Ima professional chef. Want to see how I toss your salad?🥗😏
Are you a Drill Sergeant? Because you make my private🍆 stand at attention.😜
Would you be the U with my F?😏
You have any Hawa*ian in you??
Want some?😜
We have 50% chance of sleeping 💤 together tonight, I want, do you? 😂
“Are you Fahrenheit 451?”
“Bc I think you’re really hot 🔥 and probably cause a lot of problems.”😉
Roses are red you are fine I’ll be the 6 and you be the 9.💦😏
He: “Did it hurt?”
She: “Did what hurt?”🤔
He: “The fall from heaven because damn, you’re an angel!”😍
Do you own a tazer? Cause you are stunning 😏
Why don’t you sit on my lap 😉 and we can talk about whatever pops up.😏🍆
The word of the day is legs.🦵 Can you help me spread the word?😜
Did you put a toaster in my bath, cause you put the cute in electrocuted 😂😅
I should probably fold my laundry, but I think I’d rather fold you.🧺😜😉
We can play army
I lay down as you blow👅 the fu*k out of me.😏
You must be related to Abraham Lincoln cause you’re causing an uprising 🍆 down south.💦😉
You must be from Knoxville because around here you’re the only ten I see.😍
Is that a keg in your pants bc I’d love😍 to tap that a$$.🍑👅
Can we pretend your legs are Thanksgiving and Christmas 📅 and you let me come/visit in between the holidays.😉😜
You from Tennessee? Cause you look like a mistake I made last year in Nashville. 😜
Were you ever a farmer 👩🌾 because you know how to raise a cock.🍆😏
Wanna celebrate Thanksgiving? Cause it ain’t only the turkey getting stuffed. 😩💦🍑
My di*k 🍆 died can I bury it in your a$$.🍑💦
You’re like my pinky toe , I like to bang 💦 you on every piece of furniture that I own.🍑😉
Are you pizza dough? Cause I wanna slam 🍑 you on a table and stretch you out.👅💦
You are hotter 🔥 then a trap house spoon on payday.😏
I know you lost your virgin*ty already but can I see the box it came in.🎁😏
Him: I gotta feeling we’re gunna have s*x tonight💦🍑
Her: wtf. How?
Him: because I’m strongerr than you.💪🍑
The clothing store a sale of 40% off ✨ but I can do you a 100% off 😜 clothing for you.
Are you a school, because I’d like to shoot my kids 💦 up inside of you.🍑😜
Nice legs! What time do they open? 🕰😜
Nice legs🦵, wanna make em shake?😉😏
If I were a squirrel 🐿 and you were a tree 🌳, could I bust a nut in your hole?💦😜
Are you a gorilla? Cause I’d drop a kid in your enclo*ure.😏
I am no Fred Flintstone, but I could make your bed rock.🛌😜
You’re like a championship 🏆 bass, I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you 🎣
What so you and herp*es have in common? You both make my pee pee 🍆 tingle.😜
I miss my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you instead?😍🧸
Girl, you like a wrench 🔧: every time I see you my nuts get tight.💦👅
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