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Due to the same reason, we have come up with the latest dirty gay pick up lines for both gay bottoms and Tops. To Make these gay pickup lines more personalized and dirty we have included juicy emojis in them. Find the best dirty gay pick up line for your crush below.
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Dirty Gay Pick Up Lines For Bottoms To Use On Tops
The pick up lines below are specially made to flirt with gay Tops in a dirty way. Pick the best dirty gay top pick up line from below.
Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch 😫 that’s very deep in my bu*tt.🍑😋
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite 😏 you, you cream in my mouth.😋💦
You must be a spoonful 🥄 of sugar because I want to swallow you. 😋
I hope you know how to handle tetanus 😫 because tonight, you’re going to nail me. 😏
I’m a vegetarian, but I might still eat your meat. 🤪💦
Hi, wanna see me and my se*xy undies 🩲 because no one else has?🤪
Are you a fireman ? because I’m on fire.🔥
You must be a dementor because you take my breath away.😘😎
Is that a library 📚 card in your pocket, or are you just checking out my a*ss?🍑🤪
You’re like a good cup of coffee: bold, aromatic, and guaranteed to wake me up.😍
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Is that a pride flag 🏳🌈 in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?😉
When you’re around me, I can’t think straight.🤪😂
Can’t help but notice your commanding aura. I’m a sucker 👅 for a good leader. Where should I lead the way?😏
I’m a master at following 👅 instructions. Care to teach me a thing or two tonight?💦😍
They say the best things come in small 🍌 packages, but I like big packages.🍆😉
Are you Thor? I’d love the chance to prove I’m worthy of that hammer.🍆😍
You must have a ice cream 🍨 in your pants because I wanna lick it.😋
Are you Santa Claus?🎅 I’d love to jingle your bells.🔔😂
I’m a good boy and knows how to handle heavy packages.🍆💦
Are you a burger?🍔 cuz you can be the meat between my buns.🤪😏
Is that a library card📚 in your pocket, or are you just checking out how good-looking I am?😎
hey, ( walks over to a man) i love chicken,🐔 what does yours look like?🍌💦
Are you rain? ☔ Because you’re making me wet.💦😋
Real men eat me.😎😏
If I had a garden 🌷 I’d put your 2-lips 💋 and my 2-lips together.😉
I’ve got an oral exam 📝 later, can I practice with you?🤪😏
Is that a whip 😏 in your pocket, or are you just happy to see someone who appreciates a firm hand?✊💦🤪 (Careful with this one, use with caution and humor!)
Thank God I’m wearing gloves because you are sizzling hot.🔥 Too hot to handle!😍
Is your middle name Gillette?😏 Because You’re the best a man can get!😎💋
I bet your license got suspended 😏 because you’re driving all these guys crazy!😂😘
My friends bet me I couldn’t talk to the most charming person here.😏 Looks like I owe them a drink.😎
Wanna play army? ⛑I’ll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.👅😍
I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Cocked 🍌 Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?🤪😍
Dirty Gay Pick Up Lines For Tops To Use On Bottoms
The pick up lines below are specially made to flirt with gay Bottoms in a dirty way. Pick the best dirty gay Bottom pick up line from below.
I wish you were a door 🚪 so I could slam you all day long.😏🍑
If it’s true that we are what we eat, 🍴 then I could be you by morning.🤪😏
Do you work at Builder Bear? 🥵 Because I want to stuff you.😈
Are you a drill sergeant? 😏 Because you have my Private standing to attention.🥵💦
I’m not a weatherman, ☔ but you can expect more than a few inches tonight!😍💦
My name’s Callum, my d*ck 🍆 just died. Would you mind if I bury it in your a*ss!🍑👋
That shirt’s 👕 very becoming on you. Do you mind if I come on it?💦🤪
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Are you a termite? 🐜 Because you’re about to have a mouthful of wood.💦🥵🍆
Excuse me, but is your name Easy Bottom?😏 Because we’re having a penis measuring contest over there, and I need a yardstick. 😎
Wait, are you Italian? 😋 Because you have to be Italian. There’s nothing else I can eat.😈😍
I hope you’re single and ready for Pringles.😎😏
Why don’t you come over here and sit on my lap,😏 and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.🤪
Hey. My name is _______. Remember that,😎 because you’re gonna be screaming it later.😈🍑
He: I really like your pants, 👖 What are they made of?
Me: Cotton.
He: Are you sure? Maybe you could take them off later so I could check the tag.😏
He: hi, you really shouldn’t be wearing that shirt.👕
Me: why not?
He: because it should be on my bedroom floor!😏😎
You know what would look really good 😍 on you?😏 Me.
Did you know that you have 206 bones 🦴 in your body? But I can make it 207.🍆🥵
I have a job. I’m a top. 🔝 But I can do overtime and become your DADDY too!🤪😏
Hey, do you mind holding this banana 🍌 while we go for a walk?😉
I’m looking for someone to play the boss in my fantasy.😈 Any interest in taking the reins?🥵
Is your name Bottom? Because when I look at you, 😎 I get a little excited about what’s underneath.😉
Are you a power socket? Because I want to put my plug 🍌 inside you.😉
Are you a traffic light? 🚦 Because whenever I see you, I get the urge to go Top speed.🥵
If I were a judge, I’d rule in favor of spending the night with you.😏🍑
Are you Siri? Because I’ve got a few requests for later tonight.😎😈
I am Firefighter,🔥 and I will make you wet.💦
I’m an interior decorator.😏 can I feel and fill your interior?🥵🍑
(L*ick finger👅 and wipe on his shirt)…(and say) Let’s get you out of these wet clothes.🥵🍑
Nice a*ss🍑… what time does it open?😁🤪
If we were the last men on earth, 🌎 I bet we could do it in public.🤪💦
Do you work for UPS? 😉 I thought I saw you checking out my package.🍆😏
I hope you’re non vegetarian…😁 cuz I want to feed you some meat!🍗
Do you mix concrete for a living? 😏 cuz you’re making me hard.🥵🍆
Is your name Justin? Because I want to be just in you.😈👅
My guitar is missing a G-string, 🍑 can I take off yours?🥵
Nice a*ss 🍑 can I slip inside it?🤪🍆
Are you a cumslut 🤪 because you are my number 1 bumfiddle.🥵
Are you groceries? cause I sure li,e checking you out.😏
May I stick a banana 🍌 in your tailpipe?🕳😏
You remind me of a Happy Meal🍔… because I’m going to make you come with a toy inside.🍆👅💦
I want to melt in your mouth,👅 not in your hand.🍆💦
Hey, I’m bis*xual. Can I buy you a drink, 🍷 then get se-xual?😏💦
Hey there, you like glazed or creme filled?💦🥵
You: Do you really think you’re straight?😏
He: yes
You: So is spaghetti till it’s wet.🤪
If you were a watermelon, 🍉 I would have ate you and spit out the Pips!😁🥵
I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles, 😍 and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.👅🍌
I hope you have found the best gay pick up line for your top or bottom gay boyfriend/crush from the above gay pick up lines. These gay pick can be used for bottoms, tops, side and versatile also , so feel free to try them. Happy Flirting.
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