Sliding into the DMs of your football fan crush with our soccer pick up lines is easier than a penalty kick. Dive into the list of football aka soccer pick up lines ranging from flirty, dirty, cheesy, smooth, for her, for him, and many more types like clever, goalie, Messi soccer pickup lines.
Level up your flirting game with our football pick up lines that are guaranteed to charm their socks off (and maybe even land you a date). So, lace up your flirting cleats and get ready to nutmeg your way into their heart!
Jump To Favorite Soccer Pick Up Lines
Dirty Soccer Pick Up Lines For Her
Forget fancy footwork, these soccer pick-up lines will have her head in the game! So get ready to nutmeg your way into her DMs with these game-winning lines!
Soccer players can go for 90 minutes 🕗 and know 11 different positions…Just letting you know! ⚽️😎
Do you play soccer? ⚽ Because I think I’m gonna score tonight. 😉
He: Wanna go out?😎
She: I have a boyfriend.
He: It’s just like soccer, just because there’s a goalie doesn’t mean you can’t score. ⚽️😉
Can I take a few shots 😈 at your goal?😏
He: Hey, did ya know I’m part of a soccer team?
She: Really?
He: Yeah, hopefully, I score tonight. ⚽️😉
I like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you tonight. ⚽️😘
I can go 90 minutes ⏱️ without stopping. 😏
Ever wondered why people call me the shooter? 😜💦
Wanna see my world cup 🍌 in action? 🏆😉
Can I be one of the men in your box? 😏📦
Also Read: Yoga Classes Pick Up Lines
Baby I can be Spain and you can be Ireland, tonight. 🤪 In other words, I’m gonna screw you hard! 🇪🇸💚🇮🇪
Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch. 😏💥
I can score more often 😋 than the average soccer player. ⚽️😉
I can be Manchester City and you can be Tottenham. 🤪 In other words, I am gonna screw you hard tonight. ⚽️🔥
Let’s scream and moan 🥵 and writhe around on the ground together. 😏🔥
I’m at my best during overtime. ⚽️😉
Hey, girl. Are you a soccer player? Because you look like you can play ball 😍 even without hands. ⚽️😉
Give me extra time; I’ll prove to you that I’m worth it. ⏱️😉
Are you Valdes? Because I want to teach you how to handle balls. ⚽️😉
Don’t Worry, Baby, I Won’t Bite (Luis Suarez) 😂
Hey, girl. I bet I can get you excited 😈 without even using my hands. 😏
I have the hands of god 😇 plus a few other body parts from the devil. 😈👐
I want you in my mouth. 😏👄
I’m like Arsenal: I’ll stay on top 🔝 but I’ll finish second. 😂⚽️
You wanna score or just knock around my balls? ⚽️😉
Is your name Lionel? 👅 because I want to make your panties Messi tonight. ⚽️😈
Are you David Beckham? Because I want to bend you tonight. 😏🌈
I am Lionel cause I want to get Messi with you tonight. ⚽️😉
Can you be Zidane tonight? Because I want some head. ⚽️😜
Are you Ivanovic? Because I’d sure take a bite out of you. 😏👅
That’s quite a tight end you’ve got there sweetheart. 😏🍑
Are you Arsenal? Cause you make me 💥 shoot my gun.💦🍌
Are you Gareth Bale? Because you make me 🍌 go bananas.🤪
Let’s play ⚽ soccer. You can be the goalie and I’ll try to score with my Jabulani 🏀 balls!
I can curve it better than Beckham. 😁 Come lay back let’s try. 😜
I can play any position in soccer but my favorite is striking 😏 because I get to score a lot of ⚽ goals.
Are you a goalpost? Because I wanna put my ⚽ balls inside you 😏
girl do u like ⚽ football? cuz I want u to kick my ⚽ balls as hard as u can 😂
Dirty Soccer Pick Up Lines For Him
Getting a Soccer guy with our soccer pick up lines is way easier than scoring a goal on the field. So get ready girls with the football pick up lines below to use on your dream striker.
You’re allowed to use your hands in this game. 🙌
Are you Suarez? Cause I’ll let you bite me all night. 😂
Because I play soccer all of the time, 😏 I’m really good at footsie. ⚽️
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover? ⚽️❤️
I can bend it better than Beckham. 🌈
Did you know you look good in short pants? 👖🥵
I like Ronaldo, But I’d like to get Messi. 😏
Are you Messi? ‘Cause you look like you’d never miss. 🎯
Can I take a few shots 👅 at your goal? ⚽️🔥
Are you Ashley Young? Cause you can dive on me anytime. 🏊♂️
Are you David Beckham? Because I’d bend for you. 😏
I won’t give you a yellow card 🟨 if you take off your shirt. 👕😉
Is your name Luis? 😉 Because I am hot as Figo without the ego. 🔥
It must suck not being able to use your hands like how you would use your hands on me. 🙈
You’re Hotter 🔥 Than the 2022 World Cup in Qatar. 🏆🥵
Are you Cristiano? Because you’ve definitely won my Ballon d’Ors. 🏆
You should be wearing a soccer jersey darling so I don’t have to ask for your name or number. ⚽️👕
Is your name Zidane? because your head is amazing. 🤯
Are you Godin? Because you look like you’re about to score. ⚽️🔥
Is your name Ronaldinho? Because your ball control is amazing. ⚽️🙌
Are you David Beckham? Because I’d bend for you. 😏🌈
Is your name Lionel? 👅 because you’re making my shorts Messi. ⚽️
Clean Soccer Pick Up Lines
Dirty soccer pick up lines are not the best way always to go about flirting with someone. Therefore we have come up with clean soccer pick up lines for you, go and find the best one from the below lines.
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number. 😊📞
My name must be Ashley Young, because I’m falling for you. 😍🍃
If you were a soccer ball, I’d never shoot. Because I would always miss you. 🙈⚽
Did you know I’m the Ronaldo of lovers? 😉❤️
Is your name Arjen? Because you’re Robben my heart. 💔💘
Are you Messi? Cause I am dribbling all over you. 🏃♀️💕
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me? ⚽🤝
Hey, is your name Vincent? Because I really need your Kompany. 😊💙
I must say you’re more beautiful than the beautiful game. 😍⚽
Know anyone called Omer? Cause you have a Toprak. 😄🌸
I don’t play soccer but you’re my goal. 🥅❤️
I heard you are a goalkeeper, can you keep me forever? 🧤💕
I bet you play soccer because you’re a keeper. ⚽😉
I’ll be kicking myself if I don’t get to know you better. 😅💃
Is your name Joe? Cause you’ve won my Hart. 💓🏆
I’m at my best during overtime. ⚽️😉
Is your name Patrice? Because I want to keep you for Evra. 😊💖
Give me extra time; I’ll prove to you that I’m worth it. ⏱️😉
Want to go upstairs and see my autograph picture of Pele? 📸⚽😄
Are you the ball? Because I can’t keep my eye off you. 👀⚽
Are you Neymar? Cause I’m trippin’ and fallin’ for you. 😍🌟
Are you related to David Beckham? Because you got those curves! 😘🔥
Are you Jose Mourinho? Because you’re the special one. 🌟😉
Are you Barça? Cause you always have possession of my heart. 💙❤️
Are you Andrea Pirlo? Because you’re a work of art. 🎨😍
Are you Barça or Dortmund? Because even if you lose, you’re still a winner in my eyes. 💪💙💛
Is your name Heskey? Because I would love to take you out for Emile. 😄🍽️
Are you Sergio Ramos’ penalty kick? Cause you’re out of this world. 🚀🌍
Are you Ashley Young? Because you have me diving into your heart. 💦💕
I can sweep you off your feet. 💃🌹
Are you Messi? Because your touch is priceless. ✨❤️
You are my goal, and I will keep the talent and persistence to get you. 🏆💪
You make me feel a lot of emotion like I am actually playing the beautiful game. ⚽😊
I’ll defend you better than our soccer team defended our state. 🛡️🏃♂️
Promise, I won’t let someone score a goal on me aside from you. 🙅♂️⚽❤️
I am willing to get hurt for you just to keep you. 😔💔
Can you be my life aside from the beautiful game? 🌟
If you were a corner flag, I’d never leave you unguarded. ⚽️
Is your name Messi? Because you just made my heart score a goal. ⚽️❤️
Are you a striker? Because you’ve just found the back of my net. ⚽️😍
Are you a football? Because I can’t seem to get you out of my head. 🤔⚽️
Are you a stadium? Because I can’t wait to fill you with my love and cheers. 🏟️😘
Trust me, these feelings are real and I’m completely convinced that you’re the one for me. Let’s create our own beautiful game together. ❤️⚽️
Soccer Pick Up Lines Messi
Enhance your flirting skills with soccer pick up lines as smooth as Messi’s first touch.
Are you Lionel Messi? Because meeting you would be like scoring the winning goal in the World Cup final. ⚽️🏆
Are you Messi? Because you’ve got the perfect touch to handle my heart. ❤️
Is your name Messi? Because every time I see you, it feels like I’m witnessing a masterpiece on the pitch. 🎨
Are you Messi? Because just like his dribbling skills, you’ve dribbled your way into my thoughts. 🏃♂️💭
If you were a footballer, you’d be Messi – you’ve got the goal-scoring ability to make my heart beat faster. ⚡️❤️
Are you Lionel Messi? Because you’ve just become the goal of my dreams. ⚽️💭
Is your name Messi? Because being with you feels like winning the Ballon d’Or of love. 🏆❤️
Are you Messi? Because my feelings for you are unstoppable, just like his runs down the field. 🏃♂️❤️
If you were Messi, you’d be the GOAT – Greatest One At Tugging my heartstrings. 🐐❤️
Are you as magical as Messi on the pitch? Because I think you just performed a love-struck assist in my life. ✨❤️
Are you a free-kick? Because just like Messi, you’ve got that perfect curve. 🎯
If you were Messi, you’d be the captain of my heart. ❤️🏆
If you were Messi, you’d be the winning goal in the game of love. ⚽️❤️
It must suck not being able to use your hands like how you would use your hands on me. 🙈
You must be an unstoppable dribbler, because you’ve got me completely Messi-ized. 🏃♂️❤️
You’re the Messi to my Maradona, let’s write our own epic football love story. How about we start with a chapter over drinks? ⚽️🍻
They say Messi controls the tempo on the field, but you control the beat of my heart. Care to dance? 💃❤️
Spicy Soccer Pick Up Lines
Spices not only gives flavor to food but also gives you a great girlfriend or boyfriend. Get your date with the spicy soccer pick up lines below.
You’ve got the footwork of Messi and the smile of Ronaldo. Can I be your offside trap tonight? 😏💃
My heart does a penalty shootout every time you come near. Can I have your number to avoid overtime? 🥰📱
They call me the ‘Wall’ because I can’t stop thinking about you. Want to break me down at coffee? ☕😉
My defense is weak against your charm. Can I take you out after the game? 🏟️🌟
Are you a referee? Because you stole my whistle when you smiled. (Use with caution!) 😅🚫🔊
Your footwork is as smooth as silk, can I teach you a new move later… in the bedroom? 😏🔥
I call you offside, because you’re stealing my heart and I can’t stop you. Let’s settle this off the field. ⚽❤️
They say goals win games, but you’re the only trophy I need. How about we celebrate with a private victory lap? 🏆🎉
Forget the offside trap, I wanna get tangled up in your smile. Let’s make this a red-card worthy night. 😈❤️
My defense is weak against your charm. Wanna break me down after the game? 🏟️😉
You’re hotter than a last-minute free kick in the World Cup final. Can I be your lucky penalty taker? ⚽🔥
My heart does a penalty shootout every time you come near. Can I have your number to avoid overtime… in bed? 😏📱💤
Red card? Who needs one when we can write our own rules. Your place or mine?😈🔥
Soccer Pick Up Lines Tinder
Soccer fans can also be found on Tinder and converting them into a date requires the below soccer pick up lines. Best of luck.
Are you a football? Because I’m ready for a match made in heaven. ⚽️😇
Swipe right if you’re ready to score some goals together – on and off the pitch. 🥅🔥
Is your name Messi? Because I feel like I’ve just found the winning team. 🏆😍
If our love was a penalty shootout, I’d let you take the winning shot. ⚽️💘
Are you a goalkeeper? Because I can’t seem to get past your stunning profile. 🧤😉
Swipe right if you’re up for a kickabout in the park, or maybe just kicking it off with a coffee. ☕️🌳
Are you the offside rule? Because I can’t seem to figure you out, but I’m definitely interested. 🤔😏
If you were a football match, you’d be the one I’d never want to end. ⏰💕
Are you a football manager? Because I’d love you to be in charge of my heart. 💔❤️
Swipe right if you’re looking for someone to be the David Beckham to your Victoria. 👫💑
Swipe right if you’re ready to make some memories together, just like a memorable goal in extra time. ⏱️⚽️🎉
If I were a referee, I’d give our connection a red card – for being too hot to handle. 🔴🔥
Swipe right if you’re ready for a love story that’s more exciting than a Champions League final. 🏆💥
Swipe right if you’re looking for someone to be your partner in this crazy, beautiful football match called life. ⚽️💑😄
Clever Soccer Pick Up Lines
Get into the DMs of your crush with Cleverness of soccer pick up lines. Try the below clever soccer pick up lines.
You must be an own goal, because I accidentally fell for you. 😳💘
Is your name offside? Because you’re definitely out of bounds. 🚫⚽
I wouldn’t want to call you a yellow card, but you’re seriously warming my bench. 🔥😉
I’m like the VAR, taking a second look because you’re too good to be true. 👀🤩
Can I be your water girl/guy? I promise I won’t spike your drink, just your heart. 💦❤️
I wouldn’t mind being called offside if it meant getting caught up in your conversation. 🗣️💬
Is your name the World Cup? Because everyone’s fighting to get a hold of you. 🏆🌍
My heart does a bicycle kick whenever you’re near. Can I buy you a smoothie to help me land? 🚲💓🥤
Forget VAR, I only need one look to know you’re a perfect 10. 😍✨
Soccer Goalie Pick Up Lines
Goalkeepers or goalies are often ignored while flirting but we have kept them in mind also and curated some goalkeeper soccer pick up lines for them also.
Are you a goalkeeper? Yes, and that’s why you haven’t scored. 😏
Are you a goalkeeper? Because my goal is to have my balls behind you. ⚽️🍑
Are you a goalkeeper? That’s why they call u a god between the sticks. 🙌⚽️
Are you a goalkeeper? Because you let everything in except the balls. 🙈⚽️
Are you a goalkeeper? Cause my goal is to get the balls between your feet. ⚽️👣
Are you a goalkeeper? Because my goal is to put my balls in you. ⚽️🍒
Are you a goalkeeper? Because I want to pull your hair when nobody else is looking. 😈💇♀️
Cheesy Soccer Pick Up Lines
There is nothing bad in being extra cheesy while flirting so go with the below cheesy soccer pickup lines.
Your smile is brighter than the World Cup trophy. 🌟 Would you like to celebrate with me? 🎉
I’m feeling a red card for bad flirting, but maybe you can give me a yellow warning ⚠️ and a second chance?
Forget the penalty box ⚽, I want to be in your heart box ❤️.
If you were a soccer ball ⚽, I wouldn’t score 🚫. Because I’d never want to miss you. 😍
My heart does a hat trick ⚽⚽⚽ every time you look my way. Want to go for four-course coffee? ☕️
In all honesty, I can’t help but be convinced that we’d make a great team. 🤝
Flirty Soccer Pick Up Lines
Flirting with a soccer player can be hard sometimes, but don’t worry about that as we have got you covered with our unique flirty soccer pick up lines.
Your footwork is as smooth as silk, can I teach you a new move later? 😎
Forget offside traps, I wanna get tangled up in your smile. 😍
I’m not sure what’s more impressive, your skills or your eyes. Can I buy you a drink to decide? 🤔🍹
You give me the chills worse than an unexpected offside whistle. Can I warm you up with coffee? ☕️
I’m not a bad shot, but I seem to keep missing my chance to talk to you. Can I redeem myself? 😉
Pun Soccer Pick Up Lines
Try the below soccer puns on your crush and start your soccer lover story today, like a pro soccer player.
You must be a corner kick, because I’m head over heels for you. 😍
I call you offside, because you’re stealing my heart. 💘
You’re the penalty to my game, I can’t seem to win without you. ⚽❤️
Do you like tiki-taka? Because I think we have some good chemistry. ⚡️🔥
You’re definitely a keeper, can I get your number after the game? 😉📱
We hope that you have surely enjoyed all the soccer pick up lines. Feel free to use these soccer pick up lines on your boyfriend or boy bestfriend that likes to play football/soccer.
